Final Thoughts on Euro Traveling...

1. Jet lag kills
2. It is really hard to find Mountain Dew in Budapest
3. A taxi driver in Budapest had a sign in his taxi saying "New York City Taxi Cab."
4. Don't play too long in the market or the natives will cast their spells
5. Always pack your favorite shoes, regardless of style or fashion. Stacy and Clinton, this is the one time comfort matters!
6. If you are a white girl going to the beach, get a mist-on tan! Anyone looks good in a bikini with a tan.
7. Don't forget the bikini wax
8. Go commando when its 100+ degrees and 300% humidity. Nothing worse than sticky unders!
9. Yes, Eastern Europe is riddled with apartment block housing of "stupefying ugliness." Deal with it.
10. At what age do the Europeans put a bathing suit on their children? 10? 12? Oh, wait, never. There's plenty of topless to go around!